You might already know I work in a museum (and if not, now you do) and this particular museum hosts one of the two Academy Awards ever awarded to a Norwegian (wow). I'm quitting at the end of the year and one of my colleagues asked me if there's anything I'd like to do before leaving... I already knew what to ask for. (insert evil grin)
"I would looove to have my very own Academy Award Ceremony."
Sooo we met up after closing time the other day and took Oscar out to play with him. (Yes, we do call him Oscar as a real person.) As you can see, I was wearing one of my favourite dresses and got to hold a little speech. In my imaginary ceremony, George Clooney, Bill Murray, Lady Gaga and my mom were sitting at the front row and the champagne tasted rhubarb.
For those of you wondering, it is bloody heavy.
And it is real gold.
Next year I want to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Thank you.